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South Park, school bus stop, morning. Stan, Cartman and Kenny wait for the bus. Stan is dressed in fishnet tank top, artsy pants, and a new, furry cap with the same colors as his old one. Cartman is dressed in a Madonna fashion shirt and artsy pants. His hair is tussled and brighter than usual. Kenny is dressed in a purple parka with light purple sleeves. A lock of his hair peeks out from under the hood. Stan Oh my God, you guys are not gonna believe what happened to me last night. Cartman What? Tell us? Stan So, I'm watching the season premiere of Boy Meets Boy on television, and then Queer Eye for the Straight Guy comes on, right? So I fall asleep in front of the TV, and when I wake up, I see that I've spilled the Coke I was drinking all over my satin pajama top. Cartman Oh my Gosh, are you serious? That was the cutest top ever! Stan I know! Kenny (I just LOVE this jacket 'cause it's SOOO beautiful!) Stan Oh, tell me about it, Ken doll. Kyle [joins them, but dressed as usual] Hey dudes. [the others glance at him] Cartman [begins to laugh at him] What a dork! Kyle What? Cartman Nice jacket, Kyle! Polyester is really the hot fabric this fall! [laughs heartily] Kyle Well, but, this is the jacket I always wear. Stan You've gotta get with the times, girlfriend. Cartman Yeah, that jacket is so September 10th. [Stan inspects Kyle's jacket] Stan Oohh my God, you got splotches on your neck. Are you using any exfoliating products at all?? Cartman We can't let Kyle out in public like this, you guys. Kenny (That's for sure.) Stan Come on, Kyle! We're giving you a makeover! [the boys excitedly pull Kyle along to South Park Mall]